Dinner Conversation


Things my 13 year old said to me this morning while I took him step-by-step through the process of preparing dinner:

13: Do I have to touch the raw chicken with my hands?

Me: No, it will leap into the pot all by itself. You're just there to watch.

13: Do I put the chicken IN the crockpot?

Me: No, place it AROUND the pot. It cooks better that way.

This may have made my day.

(Sorry about the cross-posting for those of you who may have my other blog in your feed. Had to post it there for the family.)


Cursing Mama said...

You still post at the other one? I didn't know. Hunh.

Anyway - ummmmm - feeling a wee bit on the sarcastic side were ya? ;)
I would never parent like that. *ducks so as not to be hit by lightening*